»In which the MUNI melts

The San Francisco Chronicle scored a point this morning, with its snappy Muni Metro falls down on the job again headline. The story's personal anecdote: "Rebecca Krueger, who takes the Metro to her job in Mission Bay, said she left her home in the Inner Sunset at 5:30 a.m. and two hours later still wasn't at work." Inner Sunset to Mission Bay is just over five miles as the driving goes, or 45 minutes on the theoretical MUNI. If MUNI's T-Third were cheese, you could put it and some chopped beef between day-old slices of bread and have a melt.