»In which we discover stoopless Brooklyn

Who will make the stoops?

"If I can't afford to do somebody's stoop anymore, you know who will? Riff or Raff -- and they'll just dump their stuff illegally," Kiamie said. Every dead-end street will become a dumping ground. There's your follow-up story."
salim filed this under stoopin' at 13h27 Monday, 27 March 2006 (link) (Yr two bits?)