»In which the south takes what the north delivers

It is a recursion: the Material Safety Data Sheet for water suggests flushing the eyes with water in case of accidental exposure. "INGESTION: Give several glasses of milk or water. Vomiting may occur spontaneously, but it is not necessary to induce. Never give anything by mouth to an unconscious person."

salim filed this under shenanigans at 14h42 Sunday, 26 March 2006 (link) (Yr two bits?)