I'm a lasagna boy!

Note to Turin

Dear Turin:
You can have your blessed shroud. We've got a grilled cheese sandwich.
      Signed, Miami.

Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu une télègramme:

TURIN TO MIAMI

RESEMBLANCE HEDY LAMARR POSSIBLE LILLIAN GISH STOP DEFINITELY

NOT VIRGIN MARY STOP USE SPELLCHECK WHEN POSTING TO EBAY