»Note to Turin

Dear Turin:
You can have your blessed shroud. We've got a Offsite: eBaygrilled cheese sandwich.
      Signed, Miami.

Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu une télègramme:


TURIN TO MIAMI
RESEMBLANCE HEDY LAMARR POSSIBLE LILLIAN GISH STOP DEFINITELY
NOT VIRGIN MARY STOP USE SPELLCHECK WHEN POSTING TO EBAY

salim filed this under media friendsy at 07h07 Thursday, 18 November 2004 (link) (Yr two bits?)