»Man bites dog

This song is called pump it up, as in standing. Up. Up. Up!

Area man hits seven-legged hermaphrodite deer; a Mongolian man (world's tallest!) operates on a dolphin; does news get any weirder than this carnival atmosphere? One can almost hear the barker: "Come see the bearded dwarf woman! The man with three eyes, who sees into the beyond!"

And so on.

UPDATE: The dolphin saved by the Mongolian Massive was not this, now-extinct white river dolphin.