»J'ai oublié mon chapeau.

J'ai oublié comment le froid me sent sans chapeau. Sacre bleu!

UPDATE: If you have a more pertinent, useful, or practical French profanity, please let me know. My sailor's vocabulary is sadly limited to English, despite years of reading Hergé comics.

salim filed this under shenanigans at 09h42 Tuesday, 30 May 2006 (link) (Yr two bits?)