»In which I day-dream about automobiles

Cars I once thought I would like to own:

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  1971 Mercedes 280SEC
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  1956 Nash Metropolitan(and it probably would have its hood up most of the time!)
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  1984 Toyota LandCruiser FJ60
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  Volvo 122 waggon (I did have a 1984 Volvo 240GL waggon, which is also quite splendid)

I did (briefly) drive a burgundy-and-black Mercedes, aka Blinky, which "smelled like money" according to one of my neighbours: now all I have left is the three-cone pininfarina air horn and a single fog lamp (the other flew off somewhere on the road between Breezewood and DC); the Volvo, known during its brief life as Moby; and Winnie the Poopmobile, a handsome brown FJ60 which spent more time on the back of a tow-truck than actually off road anywhere.