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What's what in the neighbourhood:

The turbulent bulan modern live-work space on Haight Street now contains several beauty-parlour chairs. This 'hood needs another beauty salon like it needs another marijuana dispensary.

I'm ready for my tombstone: as I was heading out of the office last night, one of my colleagues hollererd down the stair after me: "Hey, Salim, how do you say 'bike path' in Latin?" and I yelled back "Via velocipedis!". I can see it now: RIP. He knew Latin and bicycles.