»Maybe partying will help.

Today I could not marry. Today I did not obtain reasonably-priced drugs to treat my health problems. Today I bought an assault rifle. Today I did not have an abortion. Today I have no health care. Today the library was closed (but the Wal-Mart was open). Today the French spat disrespectfully in my general direction. Today my children learned nothing in school, because the schools have no money. Today the government failed to audit big businesses.
Today the 1% of Americans who have a lot of money got to keep that money; the rest of us are paying more in taxes for fewer public services. Today the bus broke down, the highway was in disrepair. Today the pollution from the factory clouded the air.

Tomorrow you will have no health care. Tomorrow you will not be able to marry1. Tomorrow your neighbour will have an assault rifle. Tomorrow you will have no friends overseas. Tomorrow you will have no friends in your neighbourhood, because you distrust everyone. Tomorrow the exhaust from cars moving slowly choked the air.

Notes.
1. Unless you are ChristianTM.

salim filed this under shenanigans at 06h59 Wednesday, 03 November 2004 (link) (Yr two bits?)