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While German police are investigating for fraud a man who sold potatoes as computers, even more enterprising youth are installing sound systems run by russets and building a tuber-powered web server, which feature a 220uF capacitor which " ... can power the server for about 10 seconds, long enough to swap in a new potato or simply stab one of the nails or copper wires into a fresh, juicy area."

So much for my gags about a potato clock.

UPDATE: Down at the pub, Aram set up a full-scale potato clock while we quaffed whiskey and ate tiramisu with a bar spoon.


Mad Professor Shumavon and his Potato Clock

Reading found the scientific explanation for all this tomfoolery.

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police are investigating after an
angry man returned a computer he had just bought saying it was
packed with small potatoes instead of computer parts.

The store replaced the computer free of charge but became
suspicious when he returned a short time later with another
potato-filled computer casing, police in the western city of
Kaiserslautern said Monday.

"The second time he said he didn't need a computer any more
and asked for his money back in cash," a police spokesman said.

Police are now investigating the man for fraud.

salim filed this under media friendsy and shenanigans at 17h11 Monday, 12 January 2004 (link) (Yr two bits?)