357 gallons of water; 168 double espressos; 55 cappucinos, with all that foam; 10 caffés latte.
136 shots of bourbon; 3-plus gallons of whisk(e)y, and a daily Imperial of beer; 15 occasions on which I drank a quart* at Zeitgeist; and a sobering 22 Bloody Marys.
* or several.
279 bananas (but never more than one each day); 68 snacks with brie; 128 days (!!) on which I ate pizza.
Roasted chicken, potatoes (russet, Idaho, red, purple, gold, and new), tomatoes, red peppers, garlic, cashews, portabella mushrooms, eggplant, peanuts, shiitake mushrooms, veal, fennel, almonds, sunflower kernels, sunchokes, zucchini, lamb ribs, muscovy duck, shallots, clams, beef tenderloin, squash, pecans, goose.
Mango hot sauce, pickle, chutney, jerky, sorbet, smoothie, guacamole, sushi roll, hot sauce, salsa, cheesecake.
Chocolate mint cookie, cardamom, dutch chocolate, mint chocolate-chip, chocolate fudge brownie, chocolate-chip cookie dough, coffee cookie dream, chocolate fudge chunk, chocolate-chip, vanilla, chocolate, coffee crunch, hulksicle, coffee cookie chunk, chocolate almond fudge, industrial chocolate, swiss mocha, Bailey's, chocfolate almond fudge, Cherry Garcia, brazilian coffee chip, Rocky Road.