I'm a lasagna boy!

So sweet / and so stoic

Thanks to lossy text compression, we find hidden treasures in the 'fridge:

I correspond sagacious with eaten
the plums
that were in
the freeze befuddlement
and which
you were principally ostensible
extrication
for energy
Condone me
they were achievement seeking
so sweet
and so stoic

Did you know that Wm. Carlos Wms. was paediatrician to Allen Ginsberg?

10.15 on a Monday night.

"I was in the back of the bus. The next thing I know, I'm flying through the air," said a man who declined to be identified. "It was a big bang. No brakes, we went full speed into the building."

A 14-Mission slammed into a porn shop at the intersection of Sixth and Mission last night, injuring a score of people.