Thanks to a tip from an unexpected source, I headed over to the right side of the tracks in San Bruno and found Rolling Pin Donuts, a 24-hr extravaganza of donuts, deep-fried dough bars, crullers, and coffee.
Aside: Donut Plant?
Perhaps the most delicious double-chocolate donnut I've *ever* had. The chocolate was sublime (compare to the Donut Plant in the LES, where the $2 doughnuts are the talk of the town).
Oh, and the Lisa The Vegetarian episode of the Simpsons is on (thanks, tivo). It's not just the "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot" line, nor the "Buenas ding-dong-diddly-dias", not even the sublime "... it's tomato soup served ice-cold" nor the majestic conga of "You don't win friends with salad", it's the whole episode, which happens to be the finest Lisa episode ever.