Spider mustard, , is my new favourite salad green.
If you're feeling the love for BART, send 'em an essay telling them why they're "America's #1 transit system" (self-aggrandization complete with stickers), and you might win $500 of BART tickets (which are invalid if damp, bent, or in your wallet).
Someone stole Reed's bicycle. The most recent issue of Tube Times discusses bike theft in San Francisco, but doesn't talk about the open-air parts market at Civic Center, right in front of City Hall.